When the Toronto Blue Jays took Game 1 of the 2025 World Series in a resounding 11-4 fashion, the cries from a certain Truth Socialist south of the border were almost immediate.
“FIXED GAME!!! There is NO WAY the lame Canada Blue Jays beat the USA team, everyone could see that,” US President Donald Trump “truthed” at 3:16 am. “The worst team in baseball, everyone says, playing in Crappy Canada with CROOKED referees. Your favorite president is not going to stand for this! I am increasing tariffs on all Canadian stuff coming into this country by 450%, effective IMMEDIATELY. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Less than an hour later, someone must have told him who they beat.
“It is incredibly UNFORTUNATE AND ILLEGAL to have so many OBVIOUS ILLEGALS tanking this series and making America look bad,” Trump “truthed” at 4:07 am. “Ohtani, Hernandez, Yamamoto, Rojas. THESE ARE NOT AMERICAN NAMES. It is no wonder we were CRUSHED Friday night.
“ICE will be on hand in Lost Angeles on Monday night to fix this outrage. Does anyone have extra tickets? I have donors who will pay TOP DOLLAR! Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
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