If spaceships full of aliens were to suddenly pierce the clouds and land in the middle of Akron or Raleigh, their overall intentions towards humanity could have a profound effect on the upcoming US presidential election. This is according to a just-released survey by the independent polling group, Basic State Polling.
According to the latest BS poll, antagonistic aliens could very well tip the election in former president Trump’s favor. However, aliens that kept their ray guns and anal probes in their pockets could well find themselves invited to the historic swearing in of President Kamala Harris come January.
“Exit questions indicated a strong preference for Vice President Harris should the aliens prove to be ‘friendlies’ in the vein of Arrival or E.T.,” BS Polling authors concluded. “Conversely, a Mars Attacks! or Independence Day alien encounter would almost certainly lead to a second Trump presidency.”
The poll also found that a statistically-significant 6% of recipients felt that:
- Former president Trump would best handle the situation regardless of alien intent.
- Trump would construct some form of sky wall, dome, or – as one likely voter dubbed it – a “planetary-based Dyson sphere.”
- … which the aliens would then pay for.
The poll of 3210 likely voters was conducted August 23-26.
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